How is the new diet and exercise program going? Great.
In the first four days of trustingly applying the new program, WHICH I PAID MONEY FOR, I gained six pounds. Look, I’ve never gained six pounds in four days’ time in my life. Not even in December.
It has taken me another ten days to get five of those six pounds back off. And I’ve done that by incorporating some of the forbidden old things I had been doing in with the new things.
I feel like that was a two-week detour I didn’t need to take.
Meanwhile, I have to wait another forty-six days to apply to get my money back.
And the pills I bought extra to help me lose weight faster? They never showed up.
I think I’ll just keep using my own devices, working as hard as I can every day in order to just stay this fat. Like I have the past eleven years.
